Swamp Monster Scaly Silicone Dildo

The Swamp Monster dildo is a lush, eerie, botanical beast. Its curving form and bud-like pink head deliver satisfying internal pressure, while the textured shaft stimulates with every ridge and raised bump. The fantasy detail at the base—featuring mysterious black spheres—adds just enough visual intrigue to make your ride feel like part of a surreal encounter. Whether you're plunging solo into your personal wetlands or exploring it with a partner, this creature knows how to keep things weird and wet.

How to Play

Lube up with a water-based formula to glide over the scaly details. Suction the base to a flat surface and sink down onto it slowly to let each texture unfold inside you. For partnered fantasy play, strap it into your favourite harness and give your lover the thrill of riding a swamp-dwelling seducer. After use, wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap, then spray with toy cleaner. Let air dry before storing in a cool, dark space.

Why We Love It

It’s playful, peculiar, and surprisingly elegant. The combo of natural curves and alien-esque detailing makes this toy feel like it’s been plucked straight out of a fever dream—or a haunted marsh. We love the ambiguity of the base’s design, the contrast of pink on green, and the subtle ridges that tease every nerve on the way in.

Specs & Details

Material: Premium body-safe silicone

Color: Green shaft with pink head and black base details

Base: Suction cup, harness-compatible

Lube Compatibility: Water-based only

Barcode: 848518048905

Dimensions: Measurements not provided in source text — recommend adding insertable length, overall length, and diameters if available.

Ethics & Safety

Phthalate-free and hypoallergenic

Non-porous and boil-safe silicone

Latex-free and cruelty-free

Handcrafted fantasy design

Safe for vaginal and anal use with appropriate prep

FAQs

Can I use this in a strap-on?

Yes—it’s fully harness compatible with a flared base.

Is the base actually a face?

Maybe. That’s part of the fun.

Does the texture feel intense?

It’s more of a sensory tease than an overwhelming texture. Perfect for those who enjoy subtle stimulation and detailed design.

Is this toy flexible or rigid?

It’s flexible with enough firmness to provide internal pressure and control.

Is it safe to boil?

Yes—just don’t boil the imagination out of it.

Glow Together

A mossy green towel and flickering tealights for a bayou-kink mood

Waterproof play mat if you plan to get swampy

A cryptid kink audio session to complete the illusion

Shipping & Returns

Free UK shipping over £50

Discreet packaging

30-day return window (unopened)