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Wooden Paddle

Wooden Paddle

Regular price £31.95 GBP
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Discipline isn’t dead—it stings.

🌟 Glow Level: Intense & Edgy
🌟 Recommended For: Impact Play Fans, Discipline Roleplayers, Spanking Enthusiasts

Sensory & Feature Highlights
– Classic corporal punishment paddle made from solid beech wood
– Lightweight in the hand, but delivers deep, stinging strikes
– Aerodynamic holes allow for swifter, more punishing swings
– Smooth, lacquered surface for minimal drag and maximum impact
– Traditional school-style shape evokes roleplay, submission, and authority fantasies
– Tan wood finish for an old-school aesthetic

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Pleasure Profile

The Strict Wooden Paddle is not here to play nice—it’s here to correct, command, and leave an impression. With its solid beechwood construction and vented design, each swing cuts through the air and lands with precision. Ideal for delivering stingy swats, red-bottom rituals, or strict discipline scenes, this paddle brings the energy of a headmaster’s office straight into your dungeon. It's a powerful tool for anyone who believes pain is a form of poetry.

How to Play

Hold firmly by the handle and swing with controlled force, aiming for fleshy areas such as the buttocks or thighs. Use the holes for more intense impact, or alternate with your palm or a softer implement for contrast play. Always warm up before going full swing, and check in regularly with your partner for comfort and consent. Clean with a dry or damp cloth and store away from moisture.

Why We Love It

This paddle is as much about theatre as it is about thud. It brings structure, symbolism, and a hint of nostalgia to your impact play arsenal. The beechwood makes it light to wield, but every hole increases the airspeed and—yes—the ouch factor. If you love the sound of crack and the look of welts, this paddle’s for you.

Specs & Details

– Material: Solid beech wood

– Color: Natural tan

– Finish: Smooth and lacquered

– Dimensions: Not provided – assumed full-size paddle (add if available)

– Brand: Strict

– Barcode: 848518032317

Ethics & Safety

– Body-safe when used responsibly

– Not for use on the face, joints, or spine

– Clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth—do not soak

– Always use safewords and perform regular check-ins during scenes

– Ideal for experienced players or confident beginners under guidance

FAQs

Does this paddle leave marks?

– Yes—depending on intensity, it can leave red patches, bruising, or welts.

Is it heavy?

– Surprisingly light, making it easier to control but no less powerful.

Do the holes make a difference?

– Absolutely—they reduce air resistance, increasing swing speed and sting.

Can I use it on clothed skin?

– Yes, though you’ll get a sharper sensation on bare flesh.

Does it make a lot of noise?

– It delivers a satisfying crack that adds sound to the scene.

Glow Together

– Use as part of a punishment scene or classroom-themed roleplay

– Alternate with a leather paddle or bare hand for sensation layering

– Pair with restraints and blindfolds to enhance anticipation

– Set the mood with a dominant script or D/s ritual

Shipping & Returns

– Free UK shipping over £50

– Discreet packaging

– 30-day return window (unopened)